Killer English :)

See , How people write leave Applications. It’s murder of English language. But Too Funny.
Just Read It.
The Leave Applications : )


• An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.’
• From an employee who was performing the ‘mundan’ ceremony of his 10 year old son: ‘as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..’
•Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding: ‘as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..’
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• ‘As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.’  (Dial 100, Guys! ☺)
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• Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: ‘Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave’
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• An incident of a leave letter:
‘I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.’
(Excuse me, Are you a president/prime minister??? )
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• A leave letter to the headmaster:
‘As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today’
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• Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
‘As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.’
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• Covering note: ‘I am enclosed herewith…’
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• Another one: ‘Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below.’
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• Letter written for application of leave:
‘My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave’.
(where are others ?? he he he he ☺ )
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• Letter writing:-
‘I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.’
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• A candidate’s job application:
‘This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.